nonsense

I’m sick right now, and I’m bored…
kaya this is one of those blog entries again, i write out of boredom...(and for this instance, also out of illness) which is always full of nonsense
anyway, right now I decided to write few random “crazy” thoughts…

1. my allergies are getting worse. if i try to sneeze and blow my nose hard enough, i might puff out my sinus…and die…problem solved.
2. don’t do a desperate housewives full season marathon! the show’s full of speedy twists and turns, and it would just confuse me and impel me to commit suicide…(just like mary alice)
3. that this list is not worth reading, and if, in fact, you still are…then we share the same sickness….call me. im bed ridden right now…. or should I say computerchair-ridden. (hyuk hyuk! corny mo carlo! you deserve a lash on your back!)
4. that im loveless since birth…and “dying alone” would be a great finale.
5. that no.4 was such a frustrating remark…I shouldn’t think that way…disregard it.
6. that no.5 was a hypocracy….. I really WOULD die alone!
7. i didn’t get the chance to eat chestnuts this christmas! yikes! freaky! since i do it annually!
8. that no.7 was an over reaction.
9. that im actually sounding like a schizo in this entry!
10. i want to watch Narnia….looks like another harry potter to me…
11. don’t watch King Kong on tv, or watch a pirated copy of it…otherwise the majestic sights, sounds and effects of it will be futile.
12. there’s no such thing as easy and fast-earned money… but there’s such thing as tv-based reality shows to join to…if you want express cash.
13. “video call” in our cellphones can already be utilized this year… it will range from 10 to 15pesos a minute...both smart and globe users…more perverted way for horny people to share their “sexcapades”.
14. My voice is like that of a woman… 80% of my calls with strangers referred to me as “ma’am”.
15. Jessica Zafra’s Twisted Series are books for people who hate the world and doesn’t want to live in it…. I should get a copy.
16. After witnessing our driver’s dog giving birth to 9 puppies, going through the agony of labor, and painful contractions, eating and slurping every placenta that comes out of her stretched vagina during delivery… i’m thinking…i don’t want to be a bitch.