22 years... can you believe it?

the day just passed. i just turned 22 today. i'm in the point of no return. i'm getting old!

22 years old! I actually lived 2 decades and 2 years by now! a SCORE if you will. Can I be anymore dramatic right now? But yeah...I'm very much thankful to God for this life He had given me. I've got the most caring and understandind parents, i've got very good friends, unforgettable friends around me, my endearing relatives around me, and the whole nine yards. I can't count numbers on how much I consider myself blessed right now. My whole life has been a gift... a gift from God a million thanks wouldn't be sufficient.

anyway, enough of the drama. I just had a simple bday celebration tonight, my mama and tita took me out for a dinner at Una Mas spanish cuisine. We tried their buffet. A variety of tahong, and tahong, and more tahongs! yep! my stomach's filled of hard shelled sea creature's tender innards. oysters, mollusks, clams, shells, and anything that grows pearl in it. My stomach can not be anymore tortured so I took a few runs to the comfort room every once in a while. Maybe because I'm really not used to eat these kind of seafoods, (shrimps and crabs are exceptions) And so we billed out without me realizing it.. i was in the toilet, deciding whether to puke or to poop. coz i'm all filled up from my rectum up to my throat. it's all crying for "ejection"!

I wouldn't be surprised if I'm crapping a pearl of necklace from my ass hole tonight.

we didn't spent the whole night there too long coz we have to run back home, coz apparently I unintentionally brought the house keys, and papa can't go inside. so he had to wait for us for about an hour to drive back. luckily its my day, and it's a good timing to be THE CELEBRANT right now. Sparing me from all the horrors of scolding.

so that's about it. I hope there will be a continuation of celebration this weekend...sana. I would like to thank all those who greeted me today!! you're the best!

and to those who didn't...well... GO F*CK YOURSELVES!!

haha! just kidding.. can't blame you people... I too, can be very forgetful with those stupid birth day calendar mess. like, why would you expect me to memorize all those dates when your mothers pushed you out from their stretched slimy vagina!

haha! again...just kidding. i love mothers.

i even like to become one.